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8617 14th Ave S, Seattle, WA 98108

meant to offend 2019 lgg scooter club el dorko

Previous Events

Meant to Offend 2019 - May 24

More details:

This year we are putting the Ass is Classy.
It's going to be a special one this time. We are celebrating the (approx.) 20 year anniversary of the club (LGG), honoring a brother, and trying to step it up a notch. Also this year you are gonna wanna get a patch. This one is a collectors item. There will be updates to the locations and events but we have a few things in place already.

-Friday -
6:00pm Hooverville for meet and greet
(1721 1st Ave S Seattle, WA 98134 )
8:00pm Crazy German Ride
followed by;
Party at the Cretins Clubhouse
3441 Thorndyke Ave W, Seattle, WA 98119 - with Grog toast, Burlesque dancers, Gymkana

10:00am Randy's for breakfast
10016 E Marginal Way S Tukwila, WA 98168
12:00pm Leave for a nice ride to a Mukelshoot Casino
2402 Auburn Way S Auburn, WA 98002

9:00pm Diller Room for a fancied up night out. Think classy!
1224 1st Ave Seattle, WA 98101

11:00am Caffe Umbria for a quick cuppa
320 Occidental Ave S Seattle, WA 98104
Get ready for a beautiful ride across the water to the Vashon Eagles.

Vashon Eagles for evening activities including;
• Raffle
• Awards
• Games
• Campfire sing-a-longs...

For additional options for staying overnight on Vashon...

Ferry routes -
Vashon -
Seattle -

Gonzo’s 40th Birthday
Friday, March 15th, 9pm - 1am
All Welcome, Cretins MC Clubhouse

2018 CRETINS Convergence

Thurs-SUN, aug 23-26

AUG 23: Cretin BOM with all three Chapters
AUG 24: Clubhouse Party
AUG 25: Group Ride through the Islands
AUG 26: Group Rides and Go Home

All welcome to join in with members from all three chapters at any of the events. More details available via facebook and Instagram.


Chapter Leadership:

President: Nick "Double Tap" Zehe

Vice President: Patrick "The Saint" Evans

Secretary: Kevin "Phoenix Slim" Suggs

Treasurer: Bobby "The Professor" Hougham

Ambassador: Doug "Jaws" Lyon


Contact Us

Got a question? Just wanna say "hi"? Drop us a line here and our ambassador will be sure to get back to you.

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Our clubhouse

3401 Thorndyke Ave W
Seattle, WA, 98119