Bar of the Month
Meant to Offend 2019 - May 24
More details: https://www.facebook.com/events/2286934794911448/
This year we are putting the Ass is Classy.
It's going to be a special one this time. We are celebrating the (approx.) 20 year anniversary of the club (LGG), honoring a brother, and trying to step it up a notch. Also this year you are gonna wanna get a patch. This one is a collectors item. There will be updates to the locations and events but we have a few things in place already.
6:00pm Hooverville for meet and greet
(1721 1st Ave S Seattle, WA 98134 )
8:00pm Crazy German Ride
Party at the Cretins Clubhouse
3441 Thorndyke Ave W, Seattle, WA 98119 - with Grog toast, Burlesque dancers, Gymkana
10:00am Randy's for breakfast
10016 E Marginal Way S Tukwila, WA 98168
12:00pm Leave for a nice ride to a Mukelshoot Casino
2402 Auburn Way S Auburn, WA 98002
9:00pm Diller Room for a fancied up night out. Think classy!
1224 1st Ave Seattle, WA 98101
11:00am Caffe Umbria for a quick cuppa
320 Occidental Ave S Seattle, WA 98104
Get ready for a beautiful ride across the water to the Vashon Eagles.
Vashon Eagles for evening activities including;
• Campfire sing-a-longs...
For additional options for staying overnight on Vashon...
Ferry routes - https://www.wsdot.com/Ferries/Schedule
Vashon - https://lodgesonvashon.com/
Seattle - https://www.ballardinnseattle.com/en-us
Gonzo’s 40th Birthday
Friday, March 15th, 9pm - 1am
All Welcome, Cretins MC Clubhouse
2018 CRETINS Convergence
Thurs-SUN, aug 23-26
AUG 23: Cretin BOM with all three Chapters
AUG 24: Clubhouse Party
AUG 25: Group Ride through the Islands
AUG 26: Group Rides and Go Home
All welcome to join in with members from all three chapters at any of the events. More details available via facebook and Instagram.
President: Nick "Double Tap" Zehe
Vice President: Patrick "The Saint" Evans
Secretary: Kevin "Phoenix Slim" Suggs
Treasurer: Bobby "The Professor" Hougham
Ambassador: Doug "Jaws" Lyon
Got a question? Just wanna say "hi"? Drop us a line here and our ambassador will be sure to get back to you.
3401 Thorndyke Ave W
Seattle, WA, 98119