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Saturday Dec 13th the Cretins will be having out annual Christmas party at our club house on E. Marginal Way. Expect the usual good times with the wintertime addition of space heaters! December 13th 8:00 PM until whenever 3600 E. Marginal Way If you’re feeling the spirit, grocery gift cards for Northwest Harvest are always [...]

Beer, bikes, and most likely some rain… come join the Cretins for all of the above at The Lava Lounge and/or Shorty’s. Every Thursday in October @ 9:00.

Cretins are taking a break from third Thursdays at the club house.  We may fix on a semi-permanent place in the future, for now it will be the bar o’ the month.

Bar of the month for September is the Nickerson Street Saloon. We’ll be starting out there around 8:30 every Thursday. We’ll see where we ride from there!

The VME’s Isle of [CENSORED] is [CENSORED] – The Cretins party is Saturday the 6th. Where: Our Joint | 3600 E. Marginal Way When: Anytime after 8:00 What: The usual good times, music, bikes, scooters, etc… Why: Who really needs a reason? Question?  Contact the Cretins at heycretins @ cretins.org…