I would like an SR 500 with a bulletproof stator…like that’s ever going to happen. I do like old bikes that work, eating, the smell of diesel exhaust on cold days, sniffing glue while licking 9 volt batteries, the Germantown/Old Germantown Rd. loop in Portland at 7 on a dry sunday morning. Oh yeah, tits…I like tits.
Dislikes:
Theater majors, people telling me what I should be doing, pop music…I fucking hate pop music.
Boxers or Briefs :
WTF? Um… Thermals?
Beatles or Stones?
Stones before the disco album. I like that Helter Skelter song from the Beatles though…
Best Cretin Experience:
Every Cretin Experience
Most Fun on a Bike:
Unless it’s changed recently, its still going to be the Germantown/Old Germantown Rd loop in portland at 7 on a dry sunday morning.
